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How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:35 pm
by RubinHighlander
On YT a couple of days ago I see this add:
- mororg.JPG (183.38 KiB) Viewed 5950 times
So what's the COB's plan? They are obviously still spending money out there on social media, promoting things via mormon.org. How can RSM call it a win for Satan then continue to spend tithing $$ on it? It's a head scratcher.
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:01 pm
by Palerider
They just can't come up with a short catchy phrase to describe the church. They've shot themselves in the foot with attempting to do away with the "Mormon" nomenclature.
What I'm trying to figure out is how that young lady got that BoM delivered to her camp trailer door....and wouldn't she really rather be outside enjoying God's gift of nature than reading one of the most boring books that have ever "come to pass"...?
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:05 pm
by Red Ryder
It only applies to members.
RMN: Jump...
Members: How high?
Non-Members: You silly Mormons!
The rest of the world doesn't care. You want us to read your Books of Mormon Bible, but don't call you Mormons? ...and what's with the Mormon Underwear?
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:37 pm
by Hagoth
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:05 pm
It only applies to members.
RMN: Jump...
Members: How high?
RMN: It doesn't matter. Just hover a while until my underlings figure out a landing spot.
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 am
by Just This Guy
How long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm
by Brent
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:14 pm
by Random
Just This Guy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:24 am
How long? Probably about as long as it takes for RMN to kick the bucket and the next guy to decide it isn't worth the effort and go back to the previous status quo.
Yep. Maybe Oaks, maybe the next guy in line.
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:15 pm
by Random
Brent wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Wait. Aren't tight jeans against the For the Strength of Youth booklet?
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 am
by Reuben
Random wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:15 pm
Brent wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:05 pm
He wins every time a 15 year old looks at a picture of a young lady in snug jeans reclining in the back of a VW van and gets aroused....
Wait. Aren't tight jeans against the For the Strength of Youth booklet?
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ
Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
Re: How long will Satan be winning?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:48 am
by Random
Wow! Never occurred to him that there may be women who might like tight pants on men?
Reuben wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:56 am
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is way ahead on this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCckKkgpxQ
Near the end, the dude claims that tight pants for men are designed by The Gays. Ex-JWs call him Tight Pants Tony.
