NOM

And it doesn't seem that anyone even mentioned the need to celebrate during the annual mormon convention currently under way in SLC.

There are more important things the COB has to talk about this weekend than Jebus. Besides, Mormon Jesus is the new oxymoron for RMN, and there's been plenty of winning for Beelzebub lately.

Ha! I forgot! I was taught when I was a kid, in early morning seminary, that April 6th was the true birthday of Christ. Then, when I was still a TBM, and I was a recently returned missionary, I think, I found this funny website called "Holy Fetch," which is kind of like a Mormon Snopes. Holy Fetch has this article about April 6th being Jesus' birthday:

http://holyfetch.com/jesus-was-born-on-april-6/