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Not all robots are bad. Most are good except for those Decepticons who give the rest a bad name by continually lying. These Decepticons even have a phrase for this deceptive behavior: "Lying for Bender". It's not like Bender asked them to lie unless it was securing him some cigars or whiskey - which are very untypical robot vices. So knock off bad mouthing robots, it is the Decepticons who deserve your attention.

Hope that helps.

The gospel according to Bender involves Blackjack and hookers. He seemed very unapologetic about that doctrine.