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Bumper Stickers

Post by 2bizE » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:32 am

Does anyone have a funny NOM bumper sticker on their car? I’ve seen several funny Darwin, Jesus fish, toxic, and other stickers. What is your favorite?
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by Red Ryder » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:34 am

I don’t have anything on my car but laughed at one that said:

Caffeine isn’t a crime!

I also saw a vanity license plate that made me shudder. It was a Utah plate that read:

JW Org
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by wtfluff » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:51 am

Nothing on any of my vehicles either, but I want one of these:
Hagoth wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:24 pm
... I have, however considered creating a chrome bumper fish with his head stuck in a hat.


Something similar to this would be fun also:
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Brilliant.

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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by Ghost » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:37 pm

There's always this one.

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I ordered it a few years ago but have not found anywhere to put it yet. I don't live in a place where anyone would ever recognize it if were I to put it on my car.

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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by moksha » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:33 am

Ghost, if Utah ever needs to replace the beehive as its State symbol, that tapir illustration would make a good substitute.
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by RubinHighlander » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:49 am

Here's the one on the back of my SUV:
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Here's the link if you want to order your own:
https://www.cafepress.com/mf/52476888/t ... =516660037
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by Corsair » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am

I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.

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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by Hagoth » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:23 am

Red Ryder wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:34 am
I don’t have anything on my car but laughed at one that said:

Caffeine isn’t a crime!

I also saw a vanity license plate that made me shudder. It was a Utah plate that read:

JW Org
I saw one that said "Don't judge me by the temperature of my caffeine"
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by RubinHighlander » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:28 pm

Corsair wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am
I have this on my truck:

Image

Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
Love it! Probably going to get one of those.
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by wtfluff » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:36 pm

RubinHighlander wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:28 pm
Corsair wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am
I have this on my truck:

Image

Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
Love it! Probably going to get one of those.
May the Dear, Kind, Eternal FSM bless you both with his/her noodly appendeges, and saucy balls. :o
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. -Frater Ravus

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Brilliant.

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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by RubinHighlander » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:24 am

wtfluff wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:36 pm
May the Dear, Kind, Eternal FSM bless you both with his/her noodly appendeges, and saucy balls. :o
Once again, the fluff has me literally laughing out loud at my desk this morning! I'm not sure if I'd prefer saucy balls over schweddy balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Post by crossmyheart » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:40 am

Corsair wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am
I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
I need this!

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