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Two questions here:

From a Legal point of view… are the hard assets, real estate, Bednar’s hair, and cash accounts owned by the corporation and upon the death of Nelson the next guy up (Oaks) assumes the role of church president and chairman of the board/Prophet? Or was Nelson the Corporate Sole owner and owned everything and now transfers to Oaks?

I guess the better way to phrase this is “Does the man own the church? Or does the church own the man?

Second question

Religious procedure… who sets Oaks apart as Prophet? One assumption is Jesus pops in and does it in person having asked for a few volunteers from the Q14 to stand in a circle.

Assuming Jesus is on vacation, sick, or has a busy calendar conflict… perhaps the President of the Quorum of the remaining apostles performs the duty?

Why is this religious experience not televised for all the members to see and witness?

Wondering minds want answers to these less talked about policies and procedures!

What say ye?

Bednar's hair!!!


I don't know, I mean if Jesus of Nazareth showed up in the temple, I bet Anderson would call ICE.

Methinks you need to check the Articles of Incorporation for the LD$ Corporation.

I've been told that the CEO ascension procedure is documented there.

I don't know where/how to find those documents, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't understand the legalese either.

The assets? Maye the remaining stooges own the assets as a group until the new CEO is crowned.

Maybe there's a secret Holy Handbook™ somewhere that documents how they take care of the Magick spells needed to make H.Oaks think he has "all the power."

[shrug]