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NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 8:55 am
by MoPag
Well it hasn't been the sh!tshow I was expecting with Oaks in charge now. Because I guess technically he's not in charge just yet. The church is being run by the Q12 for now?
They kind of explained it yesterday. But whatever.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:03 am
by MoPag
Oaks is conducting. He sounds a little slurred and is stumbling over some words.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:14 am
by MoPag
Holland
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:19 am
by MoPag
So far not bad.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:26 am
by græy
Good morning, friends! It has been a long time!
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:28 am
by Red Ryder
Holland needs to be retired.
He’s slobbering while talking about evidence. You just need spit and dirt and you can see!
Sad he’s trying to sing and his battery is running low.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:29 am
by Red Ryder
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:26 am
Good morning, friends! It has been a long time!
Hey Bishop! Give us an update…
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:30 am
by MoPag
Evanson
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:31 am
by MoPag
Oh sh!t I think e's using the same story Holland just used?
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:31 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Allow me to summarize Holland:
We're the best. No other church is as good as us! We are really cool!
I know it the story that surrounds the restoration and the Book of Mormon sounds utterly bat shit crazy. Please ignore all those stories about it that we told you in primary...we don't actually know how any of it came about, but no matter, it worked in my life, so please don't call it crazy because it hurts my feelings.
-lost
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:33 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
91 BC....lol, they talk about these people as thought they are real....lol!
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:33 am
by græy
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:29 am
Hey Bishop! Give us an update…
Hey Red!
I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling at all.
My DW is a newly called primary president, asked to bring order to chaos in a struggling primary.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:35 am
by græy
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:31 am
Allow me to summarize Holland:
We're the best. No other church is as good as us! We are really cool!
I know it the story that surrounds the restoration and the Book of Mormon sounds utterly bat shit crazy. Please ignore all those stories about it that we told you in primary...we don't actually know how any of it came about, but no matter, it worked in my life, so please don't call it crazy because it hurts my feelings.
-lost
Perfect summary!
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:36 am
by MoPag
He's talking about service missionaries.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:39 am
by Red Ryder
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:33 am
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:29 am
Hey Bishop! Give us an update…
Hey Red!
I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling at all.
My DW is a newly called primary president, asked to bring order to chaos in a struggling primary.
Congrats! Somehow I just knew you’d shut the place down. I look forward to your update and testimony. Hope you enjoyed and learned something from your time as bishop. I’m sure you made your ward a better place for those seeking peace.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:39 am
by Red Ryder
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:33 am
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:29 am
Hey Bishop! Give us an update…
Hey Red!
I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling at all.
My DW is a newly called primary president, asked to bring order to chaos in a struggling primary.
Congrats! Somehow I just knew you’d shut the place down. I look forward to your update and testimony. Hope you enjoyed and learned something from your time as bishop. I’m sure you made your ward a better place for those seeking peace.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:39 am
by MoPag
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:33 am
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:29 am
Hey Bishop! Give us an update…
Hey Red!
I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling at all.
My DW is a newly called primary president, asked to bring order to chaos in a struggling primary.
That's awesome news!!!!
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:41 am
by MoPag
Soares
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:41 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I agree, service missions are probably better than pros missions.
However, he must be so disappointed that Nelson died and didn't get to hear himself quoted every 30 seconds during this talk. This was your chance to implant the idea that you belonged in a bigger chair and now the person that it was directed at, isn't there to hear it and you have just spilled your precious seed on the ground.
-lost
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:42 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Here is another hat tip to Nelson.
Do these people understand that every time they use "beloved prophet" that lots of people snicker. That is a VERY Islamic phrase...lol!
-lost