Deacon's Board of Peace.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2026 10:27 am
I am announcing the formation of the "Deacon Blues Board of Peace." 
The fee to join is $1,000 for individuals, $5,000 for families, $10,000 for corporations, and $100,000 for nations, which I need not add but I will anyway is a BARGAIN, considering the current Board of Peace market!
We will accept any nation under these terms who can prove they have not invaded another nation in the past 25 years.
For nations that have invaded other nations: we will accept nations on a provisional status ($500,000 fee, $400,000 to be refunded) if they do not invade any countries or infringe on human rights for the next ten years.
Please consider joining my Board of Peace, and know that if you don't I won't be responsible for the consequences, and if you want to know the consequences you'll just wait until your Deacon gets home.
The fee to join is $1,000 for individuals, $5,000 for families, $10,000 for corporations, and $100,000 for nations, which I need not add but I will anyway is a BARGAIN, considering the current Board of Peace market!
We will accept any nation under these terms who can prove they have not invaded another nation in the past 25 years.
For nations that have invaded other nations: we will accept nations on a provisional status ($500,000 fee, $400,000 to be refunded) if they do not invade any countries or infringe on human rights for the next ten years.
Please consider joining my Board of Peace, and know that if you don't I won't be responsible for the consequences, and if you want to know the consequences you'll just wait until your Deacon gets home.