NOM

Good morning, Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome to Hell!!!!

Oh, there is a new General Conference commercial

D Todd is conducting... I wonder if his brother gets to watch from prison....

DPRoberts wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 8:59 am https://youtu.be/Ut116mBuPpg?feature=shared

Oh, here he is in all his glory....

They are about to start the solemn assembly...

I think at the last one, Crystal Legionaries stood up and yelled "Stop protecting sexual predators!"

That was awesome!!!

Eyring looks soooo out of it!!!!


And Uchtdorf looks like he wants to burn everything to the ground. He looks pissed!

I can't post my traditional Chery meme.

But instead of sustaining Dallas, I just said f-ck off

I haven't heard any audible opposed...

Kearon is up first

Oh, he always gets +10 for his sexy accent!!!!!

Three people sustain Oaks.
Now twelve.
Now 70.
Now the fellas in the house.
Now the women.
Kid dudes.
Kid chicks.
Now everyone.

Uh, "everyone" covers all the preceding categories. What a waste of time. But why settle for one ego stroke when you can get a dozen?

No opposed votes? Cowards.

This talk is pretty benign, just about doing your calling. The only thing that makes it good is his accent!

nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 9:28 am
No opposed votes? Cowards.

Right?!?

Alright, next solemn assembly we need to have some NOM disrupters giving some audible opposed in the audience!

Yee.

+5 for being female!

She's giving the "do your ministering" talk

Clark W Griswald is up now

Wow! he knows hose a$$ to kiss

Getting is some early Dallas quotes...

Another "do you ministering" talk... Gurl.... Why?

Oh, maybe this one is targeted more for the apostates...