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He really said that?!

Oh boy. Where do I find this masterpiece?

Whew! At first glance I thought the subject was "I was found positive with Corona Virus."


I still don't seem to find time to floss more than once.

Palerider wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:07 pm

They like having chicken for dinner but they could never bring themselves to cut ones head off.

It's the ones who like cutting the heads off but aren't interested in eating them that you have to worry about!

• Perform a hip-hop version of the Book of Mormon

(probably not on his list but it should be)

I’ll bite. What made it one of the greatest conferences of all time, and, name one conference in recent past that wasn’t so great. https://kekpe.pe/i/5e8c03ad7bf1b.jpeg In other words you can't come up with anything. It was a big, bland nothing burger wasn't it? I really feel sorry for all of the p...

Smokey wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:25 pm

Of course you can’t expect an apostate to stand up for what’s right when their broken moral compass...

I repeat:

But you weren’t, were you? Yes, I was. I was a devout, recommend-holding, multiple-calling serving, full-tithe paying toe-the-line member. My only "sin" was not being able to hammer the history and doctrine into the fact-shaped holes. When people make accusations like that I can only assume they ar...

I don't know what you expect us to do about it, Smokey. Most of us don't watch and don't follow Dr. Shades, or really care about them one way or the other. Maybe you should work with the Mormon Talk guys directly and volunteer to let you screen their calls and messages for them or something.

w2mz wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:35 pm

I’ll bite. What made it one of the greatest conferences of all time, and, name one conference in recent past that wasn’t so great.

Since Smokey didn't know about the proclamation he obviously wasn't listening to conference. Just yanking our chain.

Oh, it’s that kind of apostate who tried SO hard to follow the Gospel, but was just too smart to be duped and his intellectual integrity wouldn’t allow him to keep the commandments, even though he REALLY wanted to. If only he could lose a few brain cells and believe again, he’d be following those C...

Smokey wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:15 pm

Maybe you should try to be worthy of feeling the Spirit if you want to feel the Spirit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If I was "worthy" enough would the JSP IX papyrus suddenly have the Book of Abraham written on it?

Maybe you should try to be worthy of feeling the Spirit if you want to feel the Spirit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hey, you're right. That never occurred to me during those decades of absolute unquestioning devotion and doing every imaginable thing to be perfect enough for God to make those doubts go away when the h...

I don’t know that “disappointed” is quite the right word for us or the TBMs. I was genuinely disappointed on behalf of Mrs. Hagoth who was really hoping for a message of comfort and inspiration. She ended up yelling, "just shut up!" at Oaks. At least Uchtdorf, even though he was toting the company ...

The best for way people who are certain that this is an overreaction (who knows, maybe they're right) is to show up in droves to volunteer in virus-infected nursing homes and other infected places where they can clearly demonstrate to the rest of the world that there is nothing to worry about.

Come on, guys. You know what herd mentality does - don’t fall for it again! If you have a weak immune system, take precautions - as you probably have each flu season. When I had a baby during flu season I didn’t expect the world to quarantine - I just was more careful to avoid crowds etc. https://w...

Hagoth, I think you missed the message of Mr. Cooks discourse on Sunday afternoon. He wants You to come back. What really grates on me is the way they use the word "truth" when talking about people who no longer believe. They left because they didn't care ab out truth. I love the way they character...

The Book of Abraham explicitly teaches that leaders were selected in the Pre-existence. I have also heard this interpreted as all of us who were not cast out of heaven. I have also heard it used to justify the story they were teaching the young men about how they were Generals in Heaven and all of ...

Corsair wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:48 am

[*]38 are announced with no location available[/list]

And THAT is Russell Nelson's legacy. Good luck, next guy. You won't get to bask in the glory of announcing lots of temples because you will be mopping up for RMN.

The show is clearly a bunch of anti Mormons pretending to be naive Mormons. I watched one episode and I came to the same conclusion. Dr. Shades called in and they had a very friendly discussion and he asked them to verify that he hadn't done anything inappropriate. There were other callers who seem...