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by Hagoth
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:40 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Honesty Litmus test
Replies: 2
Views: 5679

Re: Honesty Litmus test

How did Emma Smith feel about Fanny Alger after she caught her in the barn with Joseph?
by Hagoth
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:38 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?
Replies: 4
Views: 4340

Re: National Enquirer or Trump Press Conference?

Same thing, except that the news being invented by the Trump regime is much nastier and far more dangerous.
by Hagoth
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:36 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?
Replies: 2
Views: 4978

Re: What is the difference between Bible and Aesop’s Fables?

Aesop has too many talking animals. The Bible allows for snakes and donkeys, but ants and foxes? No way.
by Hagoth
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:33 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What is a god-like person really like?
Replies: 10
Views: 3016

Re: What is a god-like person really like?

There is only one true god. His name is Zardoz, and Sean Connery is his prophet.

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by Hagoth
Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:29 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...
Replies: 14
Views: 42106

Re: What words of comfort and wisdom will we receive...

What do you want to bet that they will NOT talk about the constitution hanging by a thread.
by Hagoth
Wed Mar 19, 2025 9:18 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What is a god-like person really like?
Replies: 10
Views: 3016

Re: What is a god-like person really like?

If I use the Bible to define what a god-like person would be like, I'd have to say it would be someone who is temperamental, jealous, spiteful, and who is totally down with slavery and genocide.
by Hagoth
Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:12 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Why is God so poor?
Replies: 17
Views: 268923

Re: Why is God so poor?

If they gave homeless people a custodial job, they would be giving them dignity, but nooooooooo..., Are you kidding? They refuse to even let them come indoors on sub-zero winter nights to stave off frostbite. I don't know if any of you attended the big church Christmas concert the year they chose ...
by Hagoth
Fri Feb 28, 2025 11:26 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1120
Views: 6092773

Re: Keeping up with Trump

Which is worse, a US president who imposes massive tariffs while being too stupid to understand how they actually work, or a US president who knows how they work but lies about it?
by Hagoth
Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:14 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Why is God so poor?
Replies: 17
Views: 268923

Re: Why is God so poor?

Why are ye so blind Brothers and Sisters? God WAS poor, but now he is RICH. Mormon God has $265 billion at his command... Why is it that in a time when there is no financial barrier to publishing books of world-saving new scripture, our prophets can't seem to come up with anything better than ...
by Hagoth
Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:07 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Why is God so poor?
Replies: 17
Views: 268923

Re: Why is God so poor?

This George Carlin clip came to mind. I think it sums up the question of Joseph and money: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYyiNRtMEE&pp=ygUWZ2VvcmdlIGNhcmxpbiByZWxpZ2lvbg%3D%3D I can honestly say those two minutes of comedy pulled my head out of my own religious orifice enough to make my ...
by Hagoth
Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:02 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Fear of AI
Replies: 4
Views: 15607

Re: Fear of AI

It's probably going to end up being Roko's Basilisk. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-rokos-basilisk-2014-8 Fascinating. It also reminds me a bit of Harlan Ellison's I have No Mouth and I Must Scream. The article also identifies possible potential outcomes of the human threat that is causing ...
by Hagoth
Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:41 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Fear of AI
Replies: 4
Views: 15607

Fear of AI

There's a lot of fear around the idea that AI will become sentient and rule over us. Considering how well humans are doing lately, I for one am cheering for this to happen. The caveat is that the new AI despot is a benevolent tyrant. It roots out corruption and eliminates it in ways that actually ...
by Hagoth
Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?
Replies: 6
Views: 31942

Re: Did you ever fantasize that you were an alien?

My most common childhood fantasy was about being abducted by friendly aliens. I wanted it SO badly. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed.
by Hagoth
Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:21 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Mormon Stories Justin Sweeney
Replies: 6
Views: 15797

Re: Mormon Stories Justin Sweeney

One cannot have faith in something that is not true? That's the MORmON definition of faith in Alma 32:21 "Faith is the hope for things which are not seen which are true." [/quote] The not seen part is easy. The true part is where it gets tricky. When the Heaven's Gate guys killed themselves they ...
by Hagoth
Tue Feb 25, 2025 5:12 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: We've got bigger challenges.
Replies: 1
Views: 3699

Re: We've got bigger challenges.

If you're talking about how the clowns are running Gotham, yeah the Coffee Shop is probably the best place.
by Hagoth
Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:21 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1120
Views: 6092773

Re: Keeping up with Trump

moksha wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 11:22 pm ...although I am uncertain whether they will order the European Temples to shut down.
They will just add the 4th token, aka the Elon/Bannon token.
by Hagoth
Sun Feb 23, 2025 8:51 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Keeping up with Trump
Replies: 1120
Views: 6092773

Re: Keeping up with Trump

One of the stupidest things ever said: Donald Trump: "We were the richest relatively -- think of this -- from 1870 to 1913. That was our richest. Because we collected tariffs ... we had so much wealth. Of course, now we give it away to transgender ... everybody gets a transgender operation." He's ...
by Hagoth
Sat Feb 15, 2025 12:38 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: All the glory to... who?
Replies: 8
Views: 28072

All the glory to... who?

Yesterday Mrs. Hagoth and I both got emails from the church announcing the openhouse of the Salt Lake temple. This morning she pointed out that it is scheduled for more than two years from now? Whaaa? Mrs. H observed, "Nelson is just announcing it now because he knows he won't be alive to take all ...
by Hagoth
Wed Feb 12, 2025 8:46 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: The scary transgender threat
Replies: 2
Views: 9545

The scary transgender threat

The NCAA reported that of the 510,000 student athletes in their organization, fewer than TEN are transgender. That's less than .002% https://thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/5046662-ncaa-president-transgender-athletes-college-sports/ Compare that to the amount of time and money spent villainizing and ...
by Hagoth
Tue Feb 11, 2025 12:01 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Why is God so poor?
Replies: 17
Views: 268923

Re: Why is God so poor?

It is interesting that the scriptures call this a "temple tax". So it isn't a Roman tax but it isn't designated as a tithing either. I may do some research on this. Were the Pharisees collecting an additional tax on top of tithing? Or is this the same donation that was given by the widow at the ...