NOMference Special Session

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:52 pm

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:40 pm
Didn't Elder Groberg claim to bring someone back to life on his mission? Wasn't there a whole book about that...and a movie?
Yeah and as recently as the 1970s, some father brought his dead son back to life using the priesthood and also by not looking at porn.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:53 pm

Wilcox
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:54 pm

Some more toxic perfectionism

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:56 pm

I feel like he makes motivational posters n his spare time.
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:56 pm

The church: we don't apologize, we've never done anything wrong

Also the church: apologize when you do things wrong

Ooooooookay

ETA: I'm assuming the pr0n talk is a subtle middle finger to Natasha Helfer

ETA again: not even really all that subtle
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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:58 pm

Dog gone porno...it's causing a bunch of guilt. It's stopping people from resurrecting people. Most importantly its making people think that the church has a problem....


Which of course it does.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:58 pm

Slipping up once a month or two is hardly a serious problem.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by AdmiralHoldo » Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:59 pm

OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:00 pm

Ok...

Damon has a problem with pornography...and this guys says that God was probably up there thinking;
"Look how far Damon has cum!"


LOL. Who proofreads these things...I'm laughing my ass off.

It allows Damon to focus on incremental growth...this is how we get 5 inches to seem like 7".

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:00 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:59 pm
OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N
Or "get on top of it" :lol:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:00 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:59 pm
OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N
I heard that one too...lol!

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:01 pm

Oh this is so hilariously bad :lol:
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:01 pm

When the young man gets old enough that his hormone levels decrease, the miracle will occur and he will no longer be tempted by pron.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:04 pm

Kyungu
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:05 pm

MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:04 pm
Kyungu
I like his accent. I find it really calming.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by Hermey » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:06 pm

blazerb wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:05 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:02 pm
When they say "we're living in a world of 'confusion' " they're talking about the existence of gay people, right? I think 95% of the time I hear that term it's a thinly veiled complaint that the gays don't stay in the closet where they belong.
Maybe they're trying to get us to listen to more classic Genesis tunes.
I think you may be on to something there, Blazerb. Seems legit. :lol:

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:08 pm

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:05 pm
MoPag wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:04 pm
Kyungu
I like his accent. I find it really calming.
Yes!!! It's very nice.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by MoPag » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:14 pm

Nash
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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by blazerb » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:14 pm

Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.

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Re: NOMference Special Session

Post by lostinmiddlemormonism » Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:15 pm

blazerb wrote:
Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:14 pm
Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.
Yes.

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