NOMference Special Session

[AdmiralHoldo]

Didn't Elder Groberg claim to bring someone back to life on his mission? Wasn't there a whole book about that...and a movie?

Yeah and as recently as the 1970s, some father brought his dead son back to life using the priesthood and also by not looking at porn.

[MoPag]

Wilcox

[blazerb]

Some more toxic perfectionism

[MoPag]

I feel like he makes motivational posters n his spare time.

[AdmiralHoldo]

The church: we don't apologize, we've never done anything wrong

Also the church: apologize when you do things wrong

Ooooooookay

ETA: I'm assuming the pr0n talk is a subtle middle finger to Natasha Helfer

ETA again: not even really all that subtle

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Dog gone porno...it's causing a bunch of guilt. It's stopping people from resurrecting people. Most importantly its making people think that the church has a problem....


Which of course it does.

[blazerb]

Slipping up once a month or two is hardly a serious problem.

[AdmiralHoldo]

OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Ok...

Damon has a problem with pornography...and this guys says that God was probably up there thinking;
"Look how far Damon has cum!"


LOL. Who proofreads these things...I'm laughing my ass off.

It allows Damon to focus on incremental growth...this is how we get 5 inches to seem like 7".

[MoPag]

OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

Or "get on top of it"

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

I heard that one too...lol!

[MoPag]

Oh this is so hilariously bad

[blazerb]

When the young man gets old enough that his hormone levels decrease, the miracle will occur and he will no longer be tempted by pron.

[MoPag]

Kyungu

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Kyungu

I like his accent. I find it really calming.

[Hermey]

When they say "we're living in a world of 'confusion' " they're talking about the existence of gay people, right? I think 95% of the time I hear that term it's a thinly veiled complaint that the gays don't stay in the closet where they belong.

Maybe they're trying to get us to listen to more classic Genesis tunes.

I think you may be on to something there, Blazerb. Seems legit.

[MoPag]

Kyungu

I like his accent. I find it really calming.

Yes!!! It's very nice.

[MoPag]

Nash

[blazerb]

Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.

Yes.