NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring

[MoPag]

He's giving a talk on temperance. I keep thinking of Reverand Lovejoy's sermon on constancy

[MoPag]

He quoted MLK. +5

[græy]

He's giving a talk on temperance. I keep thinking of Reverand Lovejoy's sermon on constancy

Just need Homer to fall asleep and moan out loud... "Marge, change the channel..."

[MoPag]

He's giving a talk on temperance. I keep thinking of Reverand Lovejoy's sermon on constancy

Just need Homer to fall asleep and moan out loud... "Marge, change the channel..."

[MoPag]

Johnson


Looks like he's giving to "go to the temple more" talk

[MoPag]

You know what? I like the woman at the well. You want 5 husbands? Go for it gurl! You do you!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

...and another Nelson hat tip!

We all understand that the LDS temple and the temple of Jesus are not the same thing...right? Right?

YOU were on your mission when you learned that the church is racist! Wow mate, look around...

-lost

[Random]

Allow me to summarize Holland:

We're the best. No other church is as good as us! We are really cool!

I know it the story that surrounds the restoration and the Book of Mormon sounds utterly bat shit crazy. Please ignore all those stories about it that we told you in primary...we don't actually know how any of it came about, but no matter, it worked in my life, so please don't call it crazy because it hurts my feelings.

-lost

Someone on the other forum I'm reading wondered if Holland thought he was going to be one of the prophesied 2 prophets to die in Jerusalem. Did you, or anyone here get that sense from whatever it was he said?

[Random]

He's talking about service missionaries.

That's interesting. I suppose he was pushing for more of them?

[MoPag]

Christofferson

Im glad he's taking about the tragedy in Africa. That bus crash was so awful.

[MoPag]

He's talking about service missionaries.

That's interesting. I suppose he was pushing for more of them?

Trying to help other members not see them as second class missionaries

[MoPag]

Another push for FSOY...

[MoPag]

Now we're getting the chastity talk....

[MoPag]

Spannaus

[MoPag]

She's rocking a sexy voice!! No primary voice for her! +10

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?

Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.

[MoPag]

Too bad she's giving the prophet worship talk

[MoPag]

Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?

Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.

Yep Terrestrial kingdom sounds way better.

[MoPag]

Eyring

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?

Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.

Yep Terrestrial kingdom sounds way better.

Better music, better food and beverages, more diverse people, less self-righteous Mormons...what's not to like...lol!

Eyring to weak to stand up. That doesn't bode well for him.

-lost