Sunday morning NOMfrence

[MoPag]

Let's do this!

[hmb]

Oh boy. Playing pretend with TBMers.

[didyoumythme]

I prophesy that bednar will start by stating that he prays for the spirit to be here while he speaks, then he will proceed to discuss a list of 3-5 of his favorite ideas.

[MoPag]

I prophesy that Emperor Palpatine will start by stating that he prays for the The Force to be here while he speaks, then he will proceed to discuss a list of 3-5 of his favorite ideas.

[Newme]

Beautiful song - Consider the lilies.
Would it be a more enjoyable meeting if it were all music?
Or if speakers had to sing and modern dance what they said.

[didyoumythme]

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[DPRoberts]

For those in Utah I discovered something yesterday that upped the entertainment value for me. On KSLs channel 5.2 they have conference in a background window with an ASL interpreter in front, interpreting. I don't know much about ASL, but apparently facial expressions are part of a word? Anyway, watching the GA speaking along with the facial expressions of the interpreters could be hilarious at times.

Carry on, NOMies.

[Newme]

For those in Utah I discovered something yesterday that upped the entertainment value for me. On KSLs channel 5.2 they have conference in a background window with an ASL interpreter in front, interpreting. I don't know much about ASL, but apparently facial expressions are part of a word? Anyway, watching the GA speaking along with the facial expressions of the interpreters could be hilarious at times.

Carry on, NOMies.

Just changed channels - thanks for the good tip!
Yes, much better.

[nibbler]

Do you all feel sufficient shame for not memorizing the Living Christ? A 6 year old could do it. What's your excuse.

Ugh. Sorry for the rant.

[CaptainSalty]

Thanks to Darth Vader for making a special NOMference appearance.

Back to normal today.

[MoPag]

Poor bird

[MoPag]

+5 for a Christ centered talk

[Newme]

For those in Utah I discovered something yesterday that upped the entertainment value for me. On KSLs channel 5.2 they have conference in a background window with an ASL interpreter in front, interpreting. I don't know much about ASL, but apparently facial expressions are part of a word? Anyway, watching the GA speaking along with the facial expressions of the interpreters could be hilarious at times.

Carry on, NOMies.

Just changed channels - thanks for the good tip!
Yes, much better.

Tbm DH just said, "It's almost more interesting to watch the signing."

[Hagoth]

Miracles are real. You should accept that they happen to other people, but don't expect one for yourself or loved ones.

[nibbler]

Jesus.

Never ask Bednar for a blessing.

[Hagoth]

Wow, truly faithful people show it by accepting that priesthood doesn't really work. Wow.

[Hagoth]

-10 for resurrecting Bednar's no-miracles-are-best concept.

[MoPag]

-5 points for "words don't mean words"

[hmb]

I climbed Shasta 15 years ago. Mormons sure do like their miracles, whether the miracle is positive or not. I call it chance, luck, and unpredictable.
Equal access to these miracles? Since when?

[ulmite]

"I would like to bear my testimony that there is no such thing as a miracle" - heard at General Conference