New life for NewOrderMormon.ORG

[Hagoth]

I accidentally went to newordermormon.org instead of .net. It is operational and appears, at first glance,to be an LDS-related information resource.

BUT, when I clicked on the "Mormon Missionaries" tab it took me to a list of topics like: "Older men wanted: these Asian women can't get enough of you", and "Sally Field drops a secret bombshell to her fans."

Summary: newordermormon.net is still dead. Go ye not unto unhallowed places.

[Red Ryder]

I think that means it expired and someone else picked it up or is bouncing traffic off it.

It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.

[Corsair]

newordermormon.org and newordermormon.com are still owned by someone else who could really help out by pointing the names at this website.

On the other hand, these names are available:

• newordermormon.ninja
• newordermormon.rocks
• newordermormon.lol
• newordermormon.sexy

[Emower]

Why dont we move to newordermormon.sexy? That would be awesome.

[Red Ryder]

Why dont we move to newordermormon.sexy? That would be awesome.

How about a men of NOM calendar? Fill it in...

January - Moksha the Penguin
February -
March -
April -
May -
June -
July -
August -
September -
October -
November -
December -

[Corsair]

How about a men of NOM calendar? Fill it in...

This will not end well:

January - Moksha the Shapely Penguin
February - Red Ryder the shirtless outdoorsman
March - Emower the dominant police officer
April - Hagoth the noble tapir rider
May - Give It Time, Oscar winning actress
June - wtfluff, fluffer extraordinaire
July - mopag, master of esoteric pentagrams
August - 2bizE the valiant ring bearer
September -
October -
November -
December -

I better stop before I get further inspiration on this idea.

[slavereeno]

This will not end well:

indeed.

January - Moksha the Shapely Penguin
February - Red Ryder the shirtless outdoorsman
March - Emower the dominant police officer
April - Hagoth the noble tapir rider
May - Give It Time, Oscar winning actress
June - wtfluff, fluffer extraordinaire
July - mopag, master of esoteric pentagrams
August - 2bizE the valiant ring bearer
September - corsair, the scallywag, magic rock balancing, pirate
October -
November -
December -

[Red Ryder]

GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?

Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?

[Corsair]

GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?

Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?

Admittedly, there is no proof that I am wearing pants in that picture.

[Emower]

GIT and Mopag are women so I guess technically this is now a coed calendar?

Just a reminder, the calendar by-laws state in Rule 37b that "No naked pirates are allowed". Specifically it references seer stones in a pouch? Not sure what that means though?

This is going in the favorite quotes post, if I can find it.

[AllieOop]

It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.

I still mourn the loss of some of the greatest threads ever regarding church history and other topics (with George Miller and John Hamer + others). I just wish that I'd saved more of them for references.....oh well....

[StarbucksMom]

Keep your shirts on, NOM hunky men--remember what happened to the creator of this Mormon calendar?
http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?i ... type=CMSID

[Emower]

Keep your shirts on, NOM hunky men--remember what happened to the creator of this Mormon calendar?
http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?i ... type=CMSID

Thats hilarious. Whatever happened to that guy, did he ever get his diploma?

[DPRoberts]

It's a tragedy that the old board and content couldn't have been passed down like the gold plates did before getting buried in upstate New York.

I still mourn the loss of some of the greatest threads ever regarding church history and other topics (with George Miller and John Hamer + others). I just wish that I'd saved more of them for references.....oh well....

And I mourn with you, AllieOop.