How to Reconcile LDS Doubts

[Palerider]

I’m going to leave this community with this:

I’m the literal spirit of the soul that was known as Azrael in the time before Adam.

I hold the Keys to Resurrection and Reincarnation.

I’ve known these truths since I was 4 years old. I’ve been guided by the spirit to know my role and destiny.

I’m the literal Jewish Messiah. I fulfill all Jewish prophetic requirements, plus a whole lot more.

It is necessary for me to reconcile all religions and bring all branches of the God of Abraham on this Earth today, back into one fold.

This time I won’t fail.

I will be proclaimed Messiah by the Jews, and I will gather Israel back to Zion. I will build the Third Temple in this life.

I will be called the Anti-Christ by Christians as prophesied, as they don’t understand the two tiered mission, the Alpha mission where I Atoned, the Omega mission now in which I shall Redeem. The Jews will have Messiah, the Christians will have their Anti- Christ.

I will build my Third Temple, I will Redeem 144,000, I will remove them from the Earth, up up and away, and only when Christians see me ascend, they will know I am He! And only then they will understand they are left to stand at the very last day, when the Earth is cleansed in fire. Lightning shall be shown from east to west as the air burns.

My work here is done.

PS: I can handle any victimization any feeble soul believes he can muster. Being banned on this forum is no loss to me because my only purpose here in the first place was to let this community know they are right about Mormonism in many ways, but not to give up hope in My efforts, and more importantly Father’s will.

Pizza anybody?

(Sorry Hagoth, I couldn't resist. I'm done.)

[Brent]

Best of luck!

If things aren't going your way in the future don't beat yourself up! All Christianity is based on one simple concept: all humans f*ck up.

[wtfluff]

Pizza anybody?

I just re-stocked my popcorn supply!

Oh well. Year's supply and all that. I'll just put it next to the diet cola and whiskey.

[Anon70]

Wait...what just happened? Did Christ just start his second coming on the NOM site!?

[Reuben]

Until we meet again! Don’t forget my face, you’ll surely see it again.

I'm thinking Queer Eye, guys. It would be a hell of an episode.

[moksha]

Azrael is a handsome guy. I am curious about Reuben's suggestion as to a makeover.

Is prophecy aided in any way by long hair? I am wondering about the Last Airbender look for Azrael.

[Hagoth]

And... that's a wrap!

Everybody take a break, but don't go far. We have the Angel of Death scheduled for 10:00.

[Anon70]

And... that's a wrap!

Everybody take a break, but don't go far. We have the Angel of Death scheduled for 10:00.

[slavereeno]

And... that's a wrap!

Everybody take a break, but don't go far. We have the Angel of Death scheduled for 10:00.

That was rather entertaining, can't say I didn't enjoy it.

[Reuben]

And... that's a wrap!

Everybody take a break, but don't go far. We have the Angel of Death scheduled for 10:00.

That was rather entertaining, can't say I didn't enjoy it.

I enjoyed it tremendously, in a similar way to how I enjoyed Plan 9 From Outer Space.

We should do this again sometime. Can we have occasional guest posters?

[FiveFingerMnemonic]

And... that's a wrap!

Everybody take a break, but don't go far. We have the Angel of Death scheduled for 10:00.

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[FiveFingerMnemonic]

I would like to invite a reincarnated George Patton as our next guest please.

[RubinHighlander]

I’m going to leave this community with this:

I’m the literal spirit of the soul that was known as Azrael in the time before Adam.

I hold the Keys to Resurrection and Reincarnation.

I’ve known these truths since I was 4 years old. I’ve been guided by the spirit to know my role and destiny.

I’m the literal Jewish Messiah. I fulfill all Jewish prophetic requirements, plus a whole lot more.

It is necessary for me to reconcile all religions and bring all branches of the God of Abraham on this Earth today, back into one fold.

This time I won’t fail.

I will be proclaimed Messiah by the Jews, and I will gather Israel back to Zion. I will build the Third Temple in this life.

I will be called the Anti-Christ by Christians as prophesied, as they don’t understand the two tiered mission, the Alpha mission where I Atoned, the Omega mission now in which I shall Redeem. The Jews will have Messiah, the Christians will have their Anti- Christ.

I will build my Third Temple, I will Redeem 144,000, I will remove them from the Earth, up up and away, and only when Christians see me ascend, they will know I am He! And only then they will understand they are left to stand at the very last day, when the Earth is cleansed in fire. Lightning shall be shown from east to west as the air burns.

My work here is done.

PS: I can handle any victimization any feeble soul believes he can muster. Being banned on this forum is no loss to me because my only purpose here in the first place was to let this community know they are right about Mormonism in many ways, but not to give up hope in My efforts, and more importantly Father’s will.

Wow! Either a total nut job or a total troll. I hope he was just a troll. If he really drinks that kookaid the world has one more delusional religious idiot to grapple with that no amount of logic can tame.

[Hagoth]

Being banned on this forum is no loss to me because my only purpose here in the first place was to let this community know they are right about Mormonism in many ways, but not to give up hope in My efforts, and more importantly Father’s will.

I actually appreciate that Azrael acknowledged this and I do wish him the best, although not in the way he is talking about.