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Please help me complete RMN bucket list:
1) Become head prophet
2) Announce lots of revelations
3) Get people to stop saying mormon
4) Have at least one revelation revoke a previous revelation
5) Have at least 3 wives
6) Announce a proclamation to the world and remind people it has only been done a few times
7) Travel the world on someone else’s dime
8) Hoard 500 Billion dollars [still working on this one]
Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
The same energy that emerges from the fountain of eternity into time, is the Holy Grail at the center of the universe of the inexhaustible vitality in each of our hearts. The Holy Grail, like the Kingdom of God, is within. -Joseph Campbell-
Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
Yes, I wanted to include the fasting in my bullet point, but figured I'd just point out one failed attempt at rebuking the pandemic.
The re-fast is a bit sad though. The first hunger-strike didn't work, so "try try again?"
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. -Frater Ravus
Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
Yes, I wanted to include the fasting in my bullet point, but figured I'd just point out one failed attempt at rebuking the pandemic.
The re-fast is a bit sad though. The first hunger-strike didn't work, so "try try again?"
It worked. Fast = fast offerings. Do it again = more fast offerings. Fasting doesn't work without giving that $ from uneaten food to the church. Probably will have a few more fasts. So yeah, it did work.
hmb wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:33 am
It worked. Fast = fast offerings. Do it again = more fast offerings. Fasting doesn't work without giving that $ from uneaten food to the church. Probably will have a few more fasts. So yeah, it did work.
Well, they've had a big downturn in the market lately. And that has to be made up for. Guess who's going to have to do it.......
"There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily."
"Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light."
