NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!

[MoPag]

Wow that's abig thing to say about Rusty.
No one has addressed the gathering of Israel like Nelson?

Time to lie about the numbers...

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

17 million...snort....how many of them are on the records because you haven't heard from them in 20 years....how many don't consider themselves members?

Rusty, rusty, rusty!

-lost

[Conman52]

When are we gonna talk about porn causing all our problems ????

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Wow that's abig thing to say about Rusty.
No one has addressed the gathering of Israel like Nelson?

Time to lie about the numbers...

Don't worry WE ARE GROWING!!! Of course your ward might have shrunk by 1/2 since covid, but don't worry we are growing in all those areas you can't see. You know, in they areas we used to say were under the curse of Cain.

-lost

[Palerider]

Everybody hear that huge sucking sound?

Cook.....the great suck-up to Nelson.

[MoPag]

Haney

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Everybody hear that huge sucking sound?

Cook.....the great suck-up to Nelson.

Rusty doesn't need a colonoscopy...Quentin just performed a very thorough one for him.

-lost

[MoPag]

The boredom dial just got turned up to 11.

Is-rhul, Is-rhul, Is-rhul.

"Is-rhul" is my new favorite!!!

[MoPag]

Um no!!! That is bad advice! -50
We don't accept things just because a prophet said it.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

....and now....for my next trick, I will show that I can be an even bigger suck up than those that went before us.


Sarcasm aside.

Either A) We are hear and are accountable for our own actions. We won't be able to offer the defense that I did what I did because someone else told me to, because we are agents unto ourselves.

OR

B) follow the prophet and then it doesn't matter what happens because you will be ok.

It can't be both!

-lost

[MoPag]

This guy is really trying for a red velvet seat. Good Lord!!!!

[MoPag]

Oh Rusty invited you to sit at the cool kid table?!?!? WOW!

[MoPag]

This better make every member of the church an avid recycler!!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

How many members start flattening their water bottles now.

-lost

[nibbler]

I wonder how many people in the church who otherwise would not have been racist became racist because of the doctrines of the prophet at the time.

I wonder how many people in church are currently bigots that would not be bigots if not for the doctrines that the current prophet teaches.

-50 for making the prophet the object of worship.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I will follow Jesus.

You are free to follow any man you want.

-lost

[MoPag]

I wonder how many people in the church who otherwise would not have been racist became racist because of the doctrines of the prophet at the time.

I wonder how many people in church are currently bigots that would not be bigots if not for the doctrines that the current prophet teaches.

-50 for making the prophet the object of worship.

Right?!?!?

This talk is just dangerous -50.

[nibbler]

In the name of the prophet?

[MoPag]

That's weird. Usually, Rusty likes to close out every session.

[MoPag]

Eyring