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Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:48 am
by MoPag
He's giving a talk on temperance. I keep thinking of Reverand Lovejoy's sermon on constancy

Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:50 am
by MoPag
He quoted MLK. +5
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:54 am
by græy
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:48 am
He's giving a talk on temperance. I keep thinking of Reverand Lovejoy's sermon on constancy
Just need Homer to fall asleep and moan out loud... "Marge, change the channel..."
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:56 am
by MoPag
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:57 am
by MoPag
Johnson
Looks like he's giving to "go to the temple more" talk
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:59 am
by MoPag
You know what? I like the woman at the well. You want 5 husbands? Go for it gurl! You do you!
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:01 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
...and another Nelson hat tip!
We all understand that the LDS temple and the temple of Jesus are not the same thing...right? Right?
YOU were on your mission when you learned that the church is racist! Wow mate, look around...
-lost
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:06 am
by Random
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:31 am
Allow me to summarize Holland:
We're the best. No other church is as good as us! We are really cool!
I know it the story that surrounds the restoration and the Book of Mormon sounds utterly bat shit crazy. Please ignore all those stories about it that we told you in primary...we don't actually know how any of it came about, but no matter, it worked in my life, so please don't call it crazy because it hurts my feelings.
-lost
Someone on the other forum I'm reading wondered if Holland thought he was going to be one of the prophesied 2 prophets to die in Jerusalem. Did you, or anyone here get that sense from whatever it was he said?
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:07 am
by Random
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:36 am
He's talking about service missionaries.
That's interesting. I suppose he was pushing for more of them?
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:15 am
by MoPag
Christofferson
Im glad he's taking about the tragedy in Africa. That bus crash was so awful.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:16 am
by MoPag
Random wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:07 am
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:36 am
He's talking about service missionaries.
That's interesting. I suppose he was pushing for more of them?
Trying to help other members not see them as second class missionaries
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:18 am
by MoPag
Another push for FSOY...

Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:19 am
by MoPag
Now we're getting the chastity talk....
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:24 am
by MoPag
Spannaus
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:25 am
by MoPag
She's rocking a sexy voice!! No primary voice for her! +10
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:28 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?
Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:30 am
by MoPag
Too bad she's giving the prophet worship talk

Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:31 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:28 am
Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?
Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.
Yep Terrestrial kingdom sounds way better.
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:40 am
by MoPag
Eyring
Re: NOMference Fall 2025 Sunday monring
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:45 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:31 am
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 10:28 am
Except, what if I don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom? Can you imagine spending ETERNITY with these people? Listening to MoTab and watching Saturday's Warrior for eternity?
Thanks, but I'll pass. I want to listen to White Lion, Def Leppard, the Beatles, and Chapin. I want to hang out with Pope John Paul, and drink wine with Jesus...so yeah, I'll pass on the CK thing.
Yep Terrestrial kingdom sounds way better.
Better music, better food and beverages, more diverse people, less self-righteous Mormons...what's not to like...lol!
Eyring to weak to stand up. That doesn't bode well for him.
-lost