Spring 2020 NOMference stats!!!

[MoPag]

So here is the break down for the most "historically" stupid GC ever.

Holland +680
Causse +122
Renlund +110
Rasband (not that Rasband) +80
Cordon +25
Rusty (Saturday Morning) +15
Geminez 0
Christofferson 0
Nelson (Sunday Afternoon) 0
Tai 0
Holmes -9
McCuen -20
Ballard -25
Anderson -39.75
DFU -75
Jones -100
Stevenson -225
David Pickles Bednar -250

Cook -880
Soares -985
Oaks (Sunday Afternoon) -1,310
Eyring -10,030
Rasband (Kevin) -10,365
Rusty -1,000,000,625
Clayton -124 Billion

A couple surprises...
Holland took top place this year and while his talk was not without its problems; he really gave us some good content for Christ centered, progressive talks and lessons. And for that we thank him. Rusty made it to the positive side for the first time I think. This was because he actually admitted he didn't see COVID 19 coming.

On the other end of the scale we have Clayton. And wow was his talk was a sh!tshow, but it was especially insulting and abusive that he would give that talk now. We are in the middle of a global pandemic and most people are being hit financially. A few months ago we found out that the church has over $124 Billion in funds they were supposed to use for charity, but um...didn't. And this f--cker stands up and gives a "let your family starve so you can pay tithing" talk. For that, I rounded his points to -124 Billion.

My personal favorite thing about this GC was Bonnie Cordon using a recycled talk. Now I know I'm reading way more into this than is really there but...I love thinking about her receiving the assignment to be one of the few females to speak at this "most historic conference" by some a-hole condescending GA. And instead of pondering and praying and researching and trying write a talk that fits in with their JS/BOM worship, she's like F this. And she gives a recycled talk, and not just any recycled talk, but a talk where she tells about making L. Tom Perry fall into an irrigation ditch. I'm choosing to believe this was her way for giving this "historic" GC the finger. And dear Sister Cordon, we here at NOM join you in giving this historical train wreck the finger.

[Red Ryder]

This clearly shows the bias for Dieter.

He calls people leaving the church cry babies and still walks away with -75?

Other than that I think it’s an accurate assessment!

I’m suggesting we now call this “The Mopag Report”!

[Hagoth]

He calls people leaving the church cry babies and still walks away with -75?

The weird thing for me was that Dieter's accusations didn't really bother me much. I just wrote it off as the dumbass kind of thing that he knew he had to say to demonstrate to the boss that there's no danger of him ever taking his balls back. He has sold his soul to the corporation for life and I guess he's going to try to make the best of it and try to please everyone. Sigh. He got fired from the godhood for a reason and he's trying to undo the damage from the people who judge him every day for it. If you think members of your family are hard to get along with, imagine having to work and play well with Oaks and Bednar.

If you can manage to slice out that stinky piece of brown nosing, the rest of his talk was one of the few moments of conference that actually seemed to have a positive and caring message, rather than just another the church is really, really, really true advertisement.

[moksha]

He got fired from the godhood for a reason...

Yeah, but the reason was to make room for the unholy triune. In the past Uchtdorf had some good things to say. Unfortunately, that loving God stuff was out of step with the rest of the Brethren.

[StarbucksMom]

Mopag, thank you for sitting through & entertaining us for the worst gen con ever.
And you missed my -100,000,000 (100 M) points for Rusty! A prophet who speaks to God and Jesus daily gets up during the worst time our country has been through since the Great Depression & Spanish Flu. And w/ 124B in stocks and another 100B in real estate, offers ZERO financial help and desperately needed supplies to front line responders, communities with needy families, food banks, buildings for hospitals, etc etc etc etc. Nope. And no words of comfort and hope, inspiration either. Just the same BS, dont say mormon and here’s a new logo, and a conference full of JS worship. (I admit I didn’t watch Russ, so I’m prob not qualified to judge )
From Sunday am session:

So- I am giving who I consider to be the single biggest, most self centered ASSHOLE in the universe -100,000,000 points for the continued charade of parading around as Jesus’ prophet of Jesus’ church with billions and billions and billions, and doing NOTHING except trying to promote said sham of a “church.” ROT IN HELL RUSS.

[græy]

Thanks for doing this MoPag!

My EQ lesson plan for the next 6 months will be a breeze thanks to you. Fingers crossed that we don't actually have to go back any time soon, though!

[MoPag]

Mopag, thank you for sitting through & entertaining us for the worst gen con ever.
And you missed my -100,000,000 (100 M) points for Rusty! A prophet who speaks to God and Jesus daily gets up during the worst time our country has been through since the Great Depression & Spanish Flu. And w/ 124B in stocks and another 100B in real estate, offers ZERO financial help and desperately needed supplies to front line responders, communities with needy families, food banks, buildings for hospitals, etc etc etc etc. Nope. And no words of comfort and hope, inspiration either. Just the same BS, dont say mormon and here’s a new logo, and a conference full of JS worship. (I admit I didn’t watch Russ, so I’m prob not qualified to judge )
From Sunday am session:

So- I am giving who I consider to be the single biggest, most self centered ASSHOLE in the universe -100,000,000 points for the continued charade of parading around as Jesus’ prophet of Jesus’ church with billions and billions and billions, and doing NOTHING except trying to promote said sham of a “church.” ROT IN HELL RUSS.

Sorry love! I'll fix it!

[RubinHighlander]

Mopag, thank you for sitting through & entertaining us for the worst gen con ever.
And you missed my -100,000,000 (100 M) points for Rusty! A prophet who speaks to God and Jesus daily gets up during the worst time our country has been through since the Great Depression & Spanish Flu. And w/ 124B in stocks and another 100B in real estate, offers ZERO financial help and desperately needed supplies to front line responders, communities with needy families, food banks, buildings for hospitals, etc etc etc etc. Nope. And no words of comfort and hope, inspiration either. Just the same BS, dont say mormon and here’s a new logo, and a conference full of JS worship. (I admit I didn’t watch Russ, so I’m prob not qualified to judge )
From Sunday am session:

So- I am giving who I consider to be the single biggest, most self centered ASSHOLE in the universe -100,000,000 points for the continued charade of parading around as Jesus’ prophet of Jesus’ church with billions and billions and billions, and doing NOTHING except trying to promote said sham of a “church.” ROT IN HELL RUSS.

Here here Starbuck!

[StarbucksMom]

[quote=StarbucksMom post_id=72766 time=<a href="tel:1586539262">1586539262</a> user_id=178]
Mopag, thank you for sitting through & entertaining us for the worst gen con ever.
And you missed my -100,000,000 (100 M) points for Rusty! A prophet who speaks to God and Jesus daily gets up during the worst time our country has been through since the Great Depression & Spanish Flu. And w/ 124B in stocks and another 100B in real estate, offers ZERO financial help and desperately needed supplies to front line responders, communities with needy families, food banks, buildings for hospitals, etc etc etc etc. Nope. And no words of comfort and hope, inspiration either. Just the same BS, dont say mormon and here’s a new logo, and a conference full of JS worship. (I admit I didn’t watch Russ, so I’m prob not qualified to judge )
From Sunday am session:

So- I am giving who I consider to be the single biggest, most self centered ASSHOLE in the universe -100,000,000 points for the continued charade of parading around as Jesus’ prophet of Jesus’ church with billions and billions and billions, and doing NOTHING except trying to promote said sham of a “church.” ROT IN HELL RUSS.

Sorry love! I'll fix it!
[/quote] Thank you MoPag, none of us could survive conference weekend without you.