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by wtfluff
Tue Jul 16, 2024 6:49 am
Forum: Support
Topic: My Big Plan for Eternity
Replies: 5
Views: 760

Re: My Big Plan for Eternity

Cnsl1 wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2024 6:58 pm
MHGA

Make Heaven Great Again
AND...

Make Adam God Again!
by wtfluff
Tue Jul 02, 2024 2:01 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Righteous Corecion
Replies: 13
Views: 1426

Re: Righteous Corecion

My fluffy brain is wondering...

Which part of the "Good MORmON Checklist" does NOT include Righteous Coercion?
by wtfluff
Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a true history of England
Replies: 6
Views: 368

Re: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a true history of England

nibbler wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2024 6:15 am
Didn't Moroni get turned into a newt?
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Did MORONi got bett-uh?
by wtfluff
Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: JS Polygamy deniers?
Replies: 7
Views: 604

Re: JS Polygamy deniers?

I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would accept BY as a polygamist, assume the church was in apostasy, and yet continue to stay in it. Yup. Whether polygamy started with the first CEO, or his successor, it's still in their canonized scripture, it's still practiced today, and still a requirement...
by wtfluff
Tue Jun 25, 2024 3:15 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Families CAN be together forever also means they CAN'T
Replies: 12
Views: 737

Re: Families CAN be together forever also means they CAN'T

So if I understand you folks correctly, I should get a few of these printed up and nicely framed, and have some brilliant insider sneak them into the homes of the Quorum of Octogenarian Stooges and hang them on the wall? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GM0ce6SbsAA6gCY?format=jpg&name=900x900 Do you thin...
by wtfluff
Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:44 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Annoying EQ Lesson on Garments
Replies: 9
Views: 620

Re: Annoying EQ Lesson on Garments

#notacult

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by wtfluff
Tue Jun 04, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: BoM Generations - oops!
Replies: 9
Views: 760

Re: BoM Generations - oops!

Hold on there a minute or three folks. Remember how Noah lived for 900 years ? Maybe those Nephites and Lamanites just lived a lot longer than us modern humans, and their generations were stretched out. We can't judge scripture based on our modern understanding today! [/End Sarcasm/Apologist Hat Rem...
by wtfluff
Tue Jun 04, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Her shelf is beginning to Crack!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 576

Re: Her shelf is beginning to Crack!!!

D&D is a thing? Funny that I never heard anything about it being of Satan!!! Is it a Utah thing? ... I don't think it's just a Utah thing, since conman doesn't reside in Utah... The D&D thing is: Learning to cast spells, incantations, etc. It's evil , ya know? (Because sacred sacrament incantations...
by wtfluff
Fri May 03, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
Replies: 28
Views: 2146

Re: How to respond to believing spouse?

Something of note that hasn't been mentioned: Baptism is an Aaronic Priesthood ordinance. Any zit-faced 16-year-old MORmON has the "power" to baptize. ( Nothing against zit-faced 16-year-olds - that was me at that age, AND I was a red-head! :shock: ) Just a little something to keep in the back pocke...
by wtfluff
Thu May 02, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Support
Topic: How to respond to believing spouse?
Replies: 28
Views: 2146

Re: How to respond to believing spouse?

... So, my recommendation is you do it as tradition, even if you want to explain to the child that you do not believe, but are doing it out of love of them. Then there is no inauthenticity because you are completely open about your reasons, and nobody thinks it means that deep down you “know it is ...
by wtfluff
Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:51 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism
Replies: 9
Views: 2022

Re: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism

... I’m willing to accept that I’m here as a result of my ancestors copulating and that in a million years from now humans and life on the planet will look vastly different (assuming we don’t destroy it in the next 1000 years), but what does that really mean? What’s the purposes here and what does ...
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:39 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A New Theistic Argument
Replies: 15
Views: 7925

Re: A New Theistic Argument

alas wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:28 pm
In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these… God is your ugly mean neighbor who drowns puppies and yells at kids to get off his lawn.
Oops.

Sorry you live next to Old Testament neighbor-god. :cry:
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:57 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A New Theistic Argument
Replies: 15
Views: 7925

Re: A New Theistic Argument

... So, when we project onto God our own helplessness at stopping all that evil that atheists project onto God and say that therefore God does not exist…..maybe we are missing the point. Maybe God wants *us* to stop all that suffering, not just throw our hands up in the air and yell at God for not ...
by wtfluff
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:56 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: A New Theistic Argument
Replies: 15
Views: 7925

Re: A New Theistic Argument

Something fun I read the other day about this theistic argument:
If god is going to go to all the trouble it takes to make it look like they don't exist, It's only polite to believe them.
by wtfluff
Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:56 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Best part of conference?
Replies: 10
Views: 1747

Re: Best part of conference?

I was a little surprised to hear Nelson state that baptism will get you into the Celestial Kingdom but only temple covenants and marriage would get you "Exaltation" within the Celestial Kingdom. I've never read that baptism alone, would get you into the CK. I've also never heard, or read that makin...
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:08 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism
Replies: 9
Views: 2022

Re: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism

Watched the entire documentary, and... Wow. My apostate brain tells me that I was never as indoctrinated as those creationist folks but was I? If I had participated in a Conspiracy Road Trip during my two-year stint as an unpaid salesperson for LD$-Inc. would I have acted similar to the creationists...
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The new throat-slitting
Replies: 8
Views: 1312

Re: The new throat-slitting

... They tell you that you made those promises to Godalmighty, but if you really pay attention you realize that you made them to the church. True, you swear before God and Angels, but it is to Russell M. Nelson and Co. that you really pledge your life and allegiance. Am I wrong about this? Well... ...
by wtfluff
Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: The new throat-slitting
Replies: 8
Views: 1312

Re: The new throat-slitting

... They tell you that you made those promises to Godalmighty, but if you really pay attention you realize that you made them to the church. True, you swear before God and Angels, but it is to Russell M. Nelson and Co. that you really pledge your life and allegiance. Am I wrong about this? Well... ...
by wtfluff
Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism
Replies: 9
Views: 2022

Re: Conspiracy Road Trip: Creationism

Man that clip of the two women and the one says 'then don't be thinking' about what she heard is just so common and so depressing. ... A good (apostate) friend of mine told me once that one of his biggest issues with religion was: "It teaches you not to think." I think I replied: "Think about what?...
by wtfluff
Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:23 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Replies: 54
Views: 2979

Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!

Serious question. Does anyone believe that the church will ever move on from saying the word "covenant" 33 times per hour? Someone needs to do a word-analysis thingy on the LD$-Inc. website. I wouldn't be surprised if use of that word has gone up significantly during the reign of Rusty Nel. Cook. I...