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by wtfluff
Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:38 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Prayer Circles
Replies: 7
Views: 205

Re: Prayer Circles

I recall when I was a young man in the 80'sthat some of the old-timers in my ward talked about how they used to enjoy the prayer circles in priesthood, and they even mentioned that some buildings in Utah (where they do everything right) had an alter in the priesthood room. I've heard that back-in-t...
by wtfluff
Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Seven Months Down. 53 To Go.
Replies: 16
Views: 300

Re: Seven Months Down. 53 To Go.

I've been putting this off. The last episode detailing the ordeals of being a non-believing bishop was in early September. Our bishopric hit the 6 month mark in mid October, and here we are now in December. So I guess I've really got 7 1/2 months down. That's so much easier! /s græy, Thank you for ...
by wtfluff
Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:10 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Seven Months Down. 53 To Go.
Replies: 16
Views: 300

Re: Seven Months Down. 53 To Go.

I Stand All Amazed... That you can actually do the bishop thing Graey-Bispo.

The only, lame, Fluffy advice I have is: Do what you gotta do, but take care of yourself and your family above all.
by wtfluff
Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:15 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Tales of Tithing Settlement
Replies: 28
Views: 641

Re: Tales of Tithing Settlement

It turns out that if you pay tithing on-line the *regular* way (on the church website Donation site), then you should also know how to pay for missionaries. Is this something I've missed over the past 10-12 years? Do members not pay tithing directly to the Bishop anymore? LD$-Inc. has finally reali...
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:46 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Snufferism is better
Replies: 10
Views: 407

Re: Snufferism is better

Plus anyone framing such a worldview in terms of Jesus Christ and Joseph Smith being somehow interconnected in a symbiotic way has failed to recognize or assess Joseph's true standing in the lineup of men actually called of God to speak His words. Doesn't Snuffer then become a Joseph Smith derivati...
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:05 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 467
Views: 161598

Re: What are you drinking right now?

moksha wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:08 pm
That new funny-looking building on 9400 So. 700 E. in Sandy is going to be a Dutch Bros Coffee.
I have a believing relative who loves Dutch Bros.

I need to gird up my loins and find the intestinal fortitude to ask said relative how the coffee is at Dutch Bros Coffee.
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:02 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Dehlin Alternate Reality
Replies: 14
Views: 474

Re: Dehlin Alternate Reality

NOM, Midle Way, PIMO... Whatever you want to call "it," it will always exist. If you ask my fluffy brain, I think that the majority of folks sitting in the pews every Sunday are following some sort of "middle way." You do what you feel you gotta do to keep families from imploding and make life livab...
by wtfluff
Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:13 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NFL Team in Utah?
Replies: 11
Views: 901

Re: NFL Team in Utah?

Would “The Covenant Paths” be a good name for a NFL team in Utah? It may be a hard pill to swallow while sitting in the stadium on Sunday (fake Sabbath day stolen from Jews) and cheering, “Kick A$$ Covenant Paths”… If the latest MORmON Marketing Blurb™ were used as a name for the team, they would h...
by wtfluff
Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:41 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving nomies
Replies: 9
Views: 286

Re: Happy Thanksgiving nomies

* If you live in the (somewhat) United States that is...

If you live elsewhere, just use U.S. Thanksgiving to have a massive party anyway. Why not eh?
by wtfluff
Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:36 am
Forum: Support
Topic: NFL Team in Utah?
Replies: 11
Views: 901

Re: NFL Team in Utah?

Fortuna knows that the residents of Utah enjoy repeating useless actions over and over. If this were not so, a certain religion would not be so popular in the area.

All the other "professional" football teams have failed, why not try again? Just ignore history and trudge ahead. Tally Ho!!!
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:41 pm
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 467
Views: 161598

Re: What are you drinking right now?

moksha wrote:
Sat Nov 20, 2021 5:25 pm
Found out where the idea of lids on German beer steins originated: The lids were put on to keep flies out of the beer.
Prost!!!
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:37 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: TK Smoothie
Replies: 8
Views: 363

Re: TK Smoothie

I knew nothing of the term TK Smoothie, or the Barbie & Ken narrative preached by JFS until I accidentally peeked behind the LD$-Inc. curtain and discovered the truth. I did "know" of the teachings of procreation only in the highest levels of the Celestial Kingdom, but like Hagoth, no version of the...
by wtfluff
Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:48 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Debate night live thread!!!!!!
Replies: 114
Views: 2964

Re: Debate night live thread!!!!!!

Also... What's the deal with "woke?" You know you're listening to a Fox News junkie when they angrily spout that word like it actually means something (Cardon Ellis). Can someone help me understand this better? It is obviously a derogative term that refers to people who are concerned about people o...
by wtfluff
Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:43 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Debate night live thread!!!!!!
Replies: 114
Views: 2964

Re: Debate night live thread!!!!!!

I just watched the "re-run." While not a complete train-wreck, It did end up being quite a bit like I expected. The MM's constant diatribe about how evil the world/secularism is, and how "Judeo-Christian Values" will fix everything drives me nuts. How many thousands of years have the 'Judeo-Christia...
by wtfluff
Fri Nov 12, 2021 11:05 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Why are temples going Moroni-less ?
Replies: 14
Views: 1018

Re: Why are temples going Moroni-less ?

Perhaps the last bulk order of MORONi statues got botched and they ended up with a bunch of Thirsty MORONi? XmoDrink.jpg And now that all the shipping containers have COVID, maybe it's impossible to get Horn-Tootin' MORONi so they've just given up on their fav' golden image? Maybe they'll start putt...
by wtfluff
Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:56 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Why does religion exist?
Replies: 12
Views: 955

Re: Why does religion exist?

stuck wrote:
Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:26 am
Anyway, I would be interested to hear your thoughts on this subject.
Like every business, religion exists to make money.

$$$

Cynical? Who, Me???
by wtfluff
Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:57 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Saturday Sabbath
Replies: 8
Views: 736

Re: Saturday Sabbath

Why do Christians, both Catholic and Mormons, worship on Sunday the first day? I was taught in MORmONism that MORmONs worship on Sunday because Jesus was supposedly resurrected on Sunday. MORmONs celebrate the "Day of the Lord" weekly, not the traditional/biblical "Sabbath/seventh day." Of course J...
by wtfluff
Thu Nov 04, 2021 5:07 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: What neuroscience tells us about Mormonism
Replies: 13
Views: 1223

Re: What neuroscience tells us about Mormonism

They were pretending to have a more profound experience than they really were because of the expectations of others. Is that Mormonism in a nutshell? In a nutshell? Pretty much methinks. That's where all the "too sacred to talk about" BS comes from. I do like to say that one of the most important p...
by wtfluff
Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:16 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: What to ask the professor...
Replies: 19
Views: 1243

Re: What to ask the professor...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
by wtfluff
Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:14 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Where was John the beloved buried? Or was he not buried?
Replies: 10
Views: 1521

Re: Where was John the beloved buried? Or was he not buried?

The penguin brings up the first question that came to mind when wondering if Mr. Beloved was buried: What sort of evidence is there that John The Beloved was actually a real person? (No: Neither the bible, mor the D&C can be considered evidence.) Just because something is written in the Bible does ...