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by wtfluff
Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:00 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Another Temple Facepalm
Replies: 2
Views: 85

Re: Another Temple Facepalm

... Turns out that they have yet to actually talk to the City of Grand Rapids yet for any sort of approvals. ... i No Importa ! Elohim has plenty of $$$$$$ (Widow's Mites) to bribe anyone in the City of Grand Rapids hierarchy who may stand in the way... Edit/P.S. The same thing happened with the Or...
by wtfluff
Tue Oct 04, 2022 11:50 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Ultra-quick summary of conference?
Replies: 5
Views: 160

Re: Ultra-quick summary of conference?

SincereInquirer wrote:
Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:50 pm
Blah blah blah "covenant path" blah blah blah.
And... 18 more temples to spread some of the LD$-Inc. wealth around to Rusty's family.
by wtfluff
Mon Oct 03, 2022 1:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: LDS Church and Courtship.
Replies: 8
Views: 179

Re: LDS Church and Courtship.

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:15 am
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PS… it was great to meet you a few weeks ago at Harmons.
What The Fluff???

You visit apostate "church" in the belly of the beast and don't warn the rest of us locals so we can become active for that week??? ;)



(Sorry... End Thread-Jack.)
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Are there no GenCon rumor this time around?
Replies: 7
Views: 259

Re: Are there no GenCon rumor this time around?

Red Ryder wrote:
Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:48 pm
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6. New temple announcements.
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This was my first thought.

Ya think old Rusy Nail can make it to 200 announcements before he jumps on that chariot bound for Elohim's planet near Kolob?
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sober October Mormon edition
Replies: 6
Views: 178

Re: Sober October Mormon edition

... What other options do I have Satan? You’re the master manipulator, help a guy out! I'm not Satan. Well... I guess that depends on who you ask. Anyway - option #7: 7. Buy a nice comfy mouth-guard. Two-sided to protect both the upper and lower teeth preferably. As far as I can tell, you're gonna ...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:58 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sober October Mormon edition
Replies: 6
Views: 178

Re: Sober October Mormon edition

If only...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:11 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Prophet, seer, and revelator are titles in the church, not descriptions of what someone does
Replies: 4
Views: 118

Re: Prophet, seer, and revelator are titles in the church, not descriptions of what someone does

Final Thoughts Are there any holes in my arguments? Do you agree with my hypothesis? The biggest takeaway from this hypothesis is that it changes how you might think about the temple recommend questions that ask if you sustain certain individuals as "prophets, seers, and revelators". For me, when I...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:55 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Where was the City of Enoch?
Replies: 15
Views: 317

Re: Where was the City of Enoch?

My grandmother was adamant that the Gulf of Mexico was the hole left behind from the City of Enoch being taken up to heaven. Not sure where she got that from; Cleon Skousen maybe? Evidently in the last days it will come back down to that spot. I didn't hear this theory until just a few years ago. W...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Super Mormons
Replies: 7
Views: 333

Re: Super Mormons

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:48 pm
What else?
7. Forcing young humans to wear "garment appropriate" clothing, L__O__N__G before they visit the Polygamy Palace and are "given the opportunity" to weary Polygamy Pantaloons.
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:56 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Outer Darkness
Replies: 3
Views: 141

Re: Outer Darkness

All I know is: I'm looking forward to hanging out with Y'all in " OUTER DARKNESS "


(As if OUTER DARKNESS is actually real. And if it is, I'm pretty sure that's where I'll end up after dying, meeting Elohim, and kicking "him" in the crotch with all my might, mind, and strength.)
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:09 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"
Replies: 24
Views: 582

Re: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"

Weirdly enough: Last evening, during a weed-pulling "meditation," Mr. Oaks suddenly popped into my fluffy brain, and I instantly felt sorry for him. Can you imagine being an old bigot like him, spending your retirement years constantly spilling hate out into the world about other humans who are diff...
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:34 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"
Replies: 24
Views: 582

Re: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"

Jeffret wrote:
Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:23 am
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He doesn't address any meaningful issues in society.
...
Don't address any meaningful issues in society: That's a perfect definition for modern MORmONism. (And possibly the entire history of MORmONism.)
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 07, 2022 9:46 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Describing the "Mormon" God.
Replies: 13
Views: 618

Re: Describing the "Mormon" God.

deacon blues wrote:
Sun Sep 04, 2022 4:48 pm
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I can believe in a creative force, or a undiscernible spiritual power, but a Man, as depicted in the temple, with a white beard and white robes? :roll:
TOGA PARTY!!! :mrgreen:
by wtfluff
Tue Aug 30, 2022 2:34 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The watering down of what is revelation
Replies: 17
Views: 708

Re: The watering down of what is revelation

The problem with this line of thinking is that it sets the bar for "revelation" so low that it makes it impossible for someone to tell if they are actually getting a message from God. It equates what is mundane with something miraculous. Except if it is logical as logic is a sign that the revelatio...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 29, 2022 8:26 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The watering down of what is revelation
Replies: 17
Views: 708

Re: The watering down of what is revelation

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 11:33 am
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law office of Kirton McKinky.
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Dear Gelos that made me giggle. :D
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:06 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Advice on parenting college-age student and drinking
Replies: 8
Views: 341

Re: Advice on parenting college-age student and drinking

... And, no, alcohol is not all bad, medically. There are plenty of studies that show health benefits from moderate drinking. There are downsides. So the science is still undecided and ongoing. Here is one article about the health benefits of red wine on a person's heart from the Mayo Clinic. https...
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:30 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Resignation Poll
Replies: 29
Views: 1014

Re: Resignation Poll

alas wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:49 pm
It isn’t my mama that I don’t want to make cry, but my spouse.
Yeah.

Well...

There's that too. :|
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Resignation Poll
Replies: 29
Views: 1014

Re: Resignation Poll

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:04 pm
…and nobody wants to make their mamma cry!
I'm pretty sure it would kill my mamma if she found out any of her offspring had resigned. I'm also pretty sure it would make her cry before it killed her. :cry:
by wtfluff
Thu Aug 18, 2022 2:32 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Effectivemess of the Great Re-Branding
Replies: 4
Views: 597

Re: Effectivemess of the Great Re-Branding

When Rusty made the announcement that the word MORmON was a major victory for Elder Lucifer F. Satan, one of the local news stations did a few "Man on the street" interview right outside temple square. One of the people they asked about Rusty's announcement was not a member, and after a clarifying q...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 15, 2022 12:23 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Priesthood is just...
Replies: 25
Views: 2904

Re: Priesthood is just...

As Crazyhampster can tell you, the only power religions have os hampster power, derived from people running in a hampster wheel. At least a hamster running on a wheel gets a bit of exercise in the process. The LDS-Inc. Hamster Wheel™ provides absolutely nothing of actual benefit to the being on the...