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by wtfluff
Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:37 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Are there no GenCon rumor this time around?
Replies: 7
Views: 226

Re: Are there no GenCon rumor this time around?

Red Ryder wrote:
Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:48 pm
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6. New temple announcements.
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This was my first thought.

Ya think old Rusy Nail can make it to 200 announcements before he jumps on that chariot bound for Elohim's planet near Kolob?
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Sober October Mormon edition
Replies: 6
Views: 173

Re: Sober October Mormon edition

... What other options do I have Satan? You’re the master manipulator, help a guy out! I'm not Satan. Well... I guess that depends on who you ask. Anyway - option #7: 7. Buy a nice comfy mouth-guard. Two-sided to protect both the upper and lower teeth preferably. As far as I can tell, you're gonna ...
by wtfluff
Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:58 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Sober October Mormon edition
Replies: 6
Views: 173

Re: Sober October Mormon edition

If only...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:11 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Prophet, seer, and revelator are titles in the church, not descriptions of what someone does
Replies: 4
Views: 110

Re: Prophet, seer, and revelator are titles in the church, not descriptions of what someone does

Final Thoughts Are there any holes in my arguments? Do you agree with my hypothesis? The biggest takeaway from this hypothesis is that it changes how you might think about the temple recommend questions that ask if you sustain certain individuals as "prophets, seers, and revelators". For me, when I...
by wtfluff
Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:55 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Where was the City of Enoch?
Replies: 15
Views: 289

Re: Where was the City of Enoch?

My grandmother was adamant that the Gulf of Mexico was the hole left behind from the City of Enoch being taken up to heaven. Not sure where she got that from; Cleon Skousen maybe? Evidently in the last days it will come back down to that spot. I didn't hear this theory until just a few years ago. W...
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:17 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Super Mormons
Replies: 7
Views: 319

Re: Super Mormons

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:48 pm
What else?
7. Forcing young humans to wear "garment appropriate" clothing, L__O__N__G before they visit the Polygamy Palace and are "given the opportunity" to weary Polygamy Pantaloons.
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:56 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Outer Darkness
Replies: 3
Views: 136

Re: Outer Darkness

All I know is: I'm looking forward to hanging out with Y'all in " OUTER DARKNESS "


(As if OUTER DARKNESS is actually real. And if it is, I'm pretty sure that's where I'll end up after dying, meeting Elohim, and kicking "him" in the crotch with all my might, mind, and strength.)
by wtfluff
Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:09 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"
Replies: 24
Views: 556

Re: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"

Weirdly enough: Last evening, during a weed-pulling "meditation," Mr. Oaks suddenly popped into my fluffy brain, and I instantly felt sorry for him. Can you imagine being an old bigot like him, spending your retirement years constantly spilling hate out into the world about other humans who are diff...
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:34 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"
Replies: 24
Views: 556

Re: Oaks vows BYU will not be part of "the World"

Jeffret wrote:
Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:23 am
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He doesn't address any meaningful issues in society.
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Don't address any meaningful issues in society: That's a perfect definition for modern MORmONism. (And possibly the entire history of MORmONism.)
by wtfluff
Wed Sep 07, 2022 9:46 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Describing the "Mormon" God.
Replies: 13
Views: 611

Re: Describing the "Mormon" God.

deacon blues wrote:
Sun Sep 04, 2022 4:48 pm
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I can believe in a creative force, or a undiscernible spiritual power, but a Man, as depicted in the temple, with a white beard and white robes? :roll:
TOGA PARTY!!! :mrgreen:
by wtfluff
Tue Aug 30, 2022 2:34 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The watering down of what is revelation
Replies: 17
Views: 700

Re: The watering down of what is revelation

The problem with this line of thinking is that it sets the bar for "revelation" so low that it makes it impossible for someone to tell if they are actually getting a message from God. It equates what is mundane with something miraculous. Except if it is logical as logic is a sign that the revelatio...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 29, 2022 8:26 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: The watering down of what is revelation
Replies: 17
Views: 700

Re: The watering down of what is revelation

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 11:33 am
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law office of Kirton McKinky.
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Dear Gelos that made me giggle. :D
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:06 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Advice on parenting college-age student and drinking
Replies: 8
Views: 334

Re: Advice on parenting college-age student and drinking

... And, no, alcohol is not all bad, medically. There are plenty of studies that show health benefits from moderate drinking. There are downsides. So the science is still undecided and ongoing. Here is one article about the health benefits of red wine on a person's heart from the Mayo Clinic. https...
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 26, 2022 5:30 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Resignation Poll
Replies: 29
Views: 1005

Re: Resignation Poll

alas wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:49 pm
It isn’t my mama that I don’t want to make cry, but my spouse.
Yeah.

Well...

There's that too. :|
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:53 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Resignation Poll
Replies: 29
Views: 1005

Re: Resignation Poll

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:04 pm
…and nobody wants to make their mamma cry!
I'm pretty sure it would kill my mamma if she found out any of her offspring had resigned. I'm also pretty sure it would make her cry before it killed her. :cry:
by wtfluff
Thu Aug 18, 2022 2:32 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Effectivemess of the Great Re-Branding
Replies: 4
Views: 594

Re: Effectivemess of the Great Re-Branding

When Rusty made the announcement that the word MORmON was a major victory for Elder Lucifer F. Satan, one of the local news stations did a few "Man on the street" interview right outside temple square. One of the people they asked about Rusty's announcement was not a member, and after a clarifying q...
by wtfluff
Mon Aug 15, 2022 12:23 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Priesthood is just...
Replies: 25
Views: 2897

Re: Priesthood is just...

As Crazyhampster can tell you, the only power religions have os hampster power, derived from people running in a hampster wheel. At least a hamster running on a wheel gets a bit of exercise in the process. The LDS-Inc. Hamster Wheel™ provides absolutely nothing of actual benefit to the being on the...
by wtfluff
Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:37 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Backfire effect vs Reactance
Replies: 2
Views: 381

Re: Backfire effect vs Reactance

Mr. McRaney also has some older episodes of his podcast about The Backfire Effect if anyone want's further info on that.
by wtfluff
Thu Aug 11, 2022 3:44 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: No more “tithing settlement…”
Replies: 23
Views: 1271

Re: No more “tithing settlement…”

I can't believe my fluffy brain didn't ask the REAL question in my previous post:

Is using the phrase "Tithing Settlement" a major victory for Lucifer F. Satan??? Have we as MORmONs been tossing victories over that proverbial fence for years on end?
by wtfluff
Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:48 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: No more “tithing settlement…”
Replies: 23
Views: 1271

Re: No more “tithing settlement…”

Boy... Rusty's Magick Pen™ sure has been busy during his tenure. So many IMPORTANT changes! All this re-defining of terms is very, very important in today's world. Future generations of believing MORmONs can have literal, physical documents that they can use to gaslight future non-believers. (Even t...