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If you take mormon doctrine literally, then the majority of those who are in the highest degree of the celestial kingdom will be kids who died before the age of accountability (whatever that means) and fetuses who were aborted or miscarriages. All of those get a straight pass to heaven. For most of...

If the "afterlife" is anything like "this" life... Well, count me in as hoping there is no afterlife. I haven't found anything in this life that sounds like "fun" to do for eternity . That sort of eternity sounds like hell. Even as a believer, I couldn't picture a version of the MORmON afterlife tha...

... from sorting college admissions essays to job applications - AI has had a few troubles - using biased data it has learned sexism, racism, all the isms rather well from our past data teaching it. It is quite sad. I have heard this in the past, but your reminder brought it to the forefront of my ...

Final Question: If YouTube can give me answers about signs and tokens why can't ChatGPT? Final Final Question: Is YouTube smarter than ChatGPT? Chat is a language program, it does not analyze images or videos. ... There are "old" text-based sites that explain all of the plagiarized "signs and token...

Final Question: If YouTube can give me answers about signs and tokens why can't ChatGPT?

Final Final Question: Is YouTube smarter than ChatGPT?

I only listen to religious-themed podcasts that involve jfro. I also get sucked in to a Mo-Sto podcast that sounds interesting here and there though... I spent way too many hours mired in apostate podcasts when I first discovered LD$-Inc.'s truth crisis. It helped a lot to know that I wasn't the onl...

"I felt inspired to speak about..." [Insert whatever chosen topic here.]

If the dudes sitting on the stage who thing they are wizards get upset with your wife then, bonus: she may never get invited to speak again.

Just This Guy wrote: ↑

Thu May 25, 2023 4:28 pm

I have a black leather bag from my mission that I keep my shoe polishing kit in. The temple name bags look just like my shoe polish bag, just in white "leather" instead of black.

HA!

J-T-G has a Magick Pouch™ that makes shoes shiny!

Back in pre-historic times when I was attending Polygamy Palaces, when they pulled out the "Prayer Roll" it looked like they had stuffed all the names into a fancy tissue box. Maybe it's the Fancy Tissue Box™ that holds all the Magick power to help all the people who's names are "on the roll" in the...

I'm surprised they don't present all attendees with a list of "Approved Questions." (Here is the list of canned questions for which volunteers have been trained with canned answers...) I'm glad no-one invites me to these any more. You've seen one Polygamy Palace™, you've seen them all. I've wasted e...

Reason not to resign: If elderly parents find out, it will likely kill them.

I mean... I don't necessarily want to hang out with them a lot, but I don't want to kill them either. (Wait... Did I type that out-loud? )

Red Ryder wrote: ↑

Tue May 02, 2023 8:38 am

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I think Nibley was pulling analogies out of his hat
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Well, he was definitely pulling analogies out of... Something.

Well, according to Hugh Nibley, we're reading that story all wrong. It is actually describing a Mesoamerican ball game. So your BoM comic should have looked like this: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F474x%2F1f%2Faf%2Fab%2F1fafab0569deed4ec55bfd905232cc0a--...

... Is the goal of the leaders not just self-sustaining income but enough power that no one dares to cross them? Doesn't the D&C basically say that MORmONism will become the theocracy that rules the entire world? The stooges at the top probably truly believe that will actually happen. It's going to...

According to "that one" conference talk: Don't all past prophets become place hoders?

I asked ChatGPT to explain the violence. I’m a bit surprised it sounds like an apologist! ... I'd take ChatGPT spewing apologetic rhetoric as a testament that the (VERY LARGE) amount of tithing dollar$ spent on Search Engine Optimization is actually working to LD$-Inc.'s favor. There's gotta be a w...

I asked ChatGPT to explain the violence. I’m a bit surprised it sounds like an apologist! ... I'd take ChatGPT spewing apologetic rhetoric as a testament that the (VERY LARGE) amount of tithing dollar$ spent on Search Engine Optimization is actually working to LD$-Inc.'s favor. There's gotta be a w...

YES!

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Certificate Issues Fixed!




Thanks Cap'n Salty & the even Saltier Crew.

I hope I don't offend any comic book aficionados out there, but I think Mormonism is to spirituality what comic books are to literature. I know of folks who will literally tell you that they "learned how to read" because of comic books. That makes comic books infinitely more important that MORmONis...