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by wtfluff
Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:20 am
Forum: The Coffee Shop
Topic: Mormon Plan for Polynesian Empire
Replies: 2
Views: 93

Re: Mormon Plan for Polynesian Empire

Always difficult to know where to put topics. Clearly, this is not doctrinal nor is it a call for support. Creating a Mormon Empire in Polynesia seems political, and I've been told that the Coffee Shop is the place for politics since who among the faithful would be caught dead in a Coffee Shop? Any...
by wtfluff
Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Beer vs Diet Coke
Replies: 5
Views: 98

Re: Beer vs Diet Coke

1smartdodog wrote:
Tue Jun 22, 2021 5:49 pm
I have no proof, but sure seems like a logical argument to me.
How is this logic that you mention working with true believers?
by wtfluff
Tue Jun 22, 2021 7:31 am
Forum: Support
Topic: One in five young Mormons
Replies: 1
Views: 74

Re: One in five young Mormons

Oh dear.

Queue the believers quoting "The Proclamation Against the Flamily."


:cry:
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:46 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Calling Extended
Replies: 15
Views: 285

Re: Calling Extended

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Jun 21, 2021 3:56 pm
Although I like Fluffy’s “wife hand holding” calling. I’ll use that next time.
I'm quite sure I blatantly stole that from Hagoth.
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:43 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Calling Extended
Replies: 15
Views: 285

Re: Calling Extended

Since I don't attend at all any more, I give it a 99.999% chance of Loud Laughter™ if my neighbor just happened to "extend" me a calling. Or if I did attend occasionally, I'd steal someone else's statement and say: "I already have a calling: To attend sacrament for an hour every once in a while and ...
by wtfluff
Fri Jun 18, 2021 12:08 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?
Replies: 21
Views: 549

Re: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?

My schedule is still looking good, so I should be able to join.

Since y'all are too wimpy to wear a silly hat, I'll wear a "Panama" style hat: (Mine is not quite as cool as this one)
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And my new favorite shirt hopefully:
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by wtfluff
Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:08 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: First evidence of actual active members
Replies: 19
Views: 433

Re: First evidence of actual active members

Yobispo wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:30 am
This is Craig's big break. If he can pump up those numbers he could crack into the 12. Isn't it wonderful?
Wonderful, Wonderful!

As soon as Elohim decides to kill off one of the Q15, Craig is IN like Flynn!
by wtfluff
Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:32 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: First evidence of actual active members
Replies: 19
Views: 433

Re: First evidence of actual active members

moksha wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:54 pm
In fifty years, will the Church be faced with a bunch of aging and empty Temple properties?
Rumor has it that the flagship Salt Lake temple is currently aged, and empty (of any "temple workers.")
by wtfluff
Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:20 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: First evidence of actual active members
Replies: 19
Views: 433

Re: First evidence of actual active members

I'm sorry folks, but y'all need to STOP DOING MATH!!!

It will only lead to heartache and pain.

(This is just one of myriad examples were simple math all but "proves" that " The Church is NOT True™ "
by wtfluff
Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:46 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Witness film. Got your tickets?
Replies: 24
Views: 981

Re: Witness film. Got your tickets?

Hagoth wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:26 am
...
They're probably going to make most of their money at Christmas from DVDs given by Grandma as stocking stuffers.
YIPEEE!!!

(I know what I'm getting for Christmas.)
by wtfluff
Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:36 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?
Replies: 21
Views: 549

Re: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?

Let me know if that doesn't work for anyone. Any suggestions about where to sit or a method of mutual identification (apart from the dark cloud of apostasy) would be welcome. Wait... Isn't RR going to be wearing his Cowboy Hat? No? I think it's Hermey's turn to wear the NOM Santa Hat. https://newor...
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:03 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?
Replies: 21
Views: 549

Re: Lunch with Red Ryder anyone?

Yes.

(Yee-Haw!!!)
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:17 am
Forum: Support
Topic: Spiritual experience at Longhorn Steakhouse
Replies: 14
Views: 425

Re: Spiritual experience at Longhorn Steakhouse

I "feel the holy spook" (get a bit emotional) pretty much every time I go out in public nowadays and see people acting like normal people, without masks and not afraid to break the six-foot COVID personal-space barrier. Even just waiting in line this last weekend to pick up takeout gave me the warm-...
by wtfluff
Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:12 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Pray for Rain in Utah
Replies: 13
Views: 628

Re: Pray for Rain in Utah

I actually saw a miniscule amount or raindrops hit the pavement where I was on Saturday the 5th of June somewhere in Utah. Did the Gov. specify how much rain folks were supposed to pray for? Elohim followed through where I was with "some" rain. I'm don't think it was enough for the believers in my v...
by wtfluff
Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:57 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: Unexpected Mormon trauma
Replies: 10
Views: 297

Re: Unexpected Mormon trauma

I kind of hate "goal-setting" too. I don't know if MORmON programming caused my hate, or if it's just me. For instance: The whole "New Year's Resolutions" thing drives me nuts. If I'm going to do something, why do I have to wait until an arbitrary calendar day to "set a goal" to do that thing? I jus...
by wtfluff
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:51 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Saturday evening General Conference is canceled
Replies: 26
Views: 915

Re: Saturday evening General Conference is canceled

Yobispo wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:41 am
...
Mormons: the only people who are happy to get less of what they love.
...
There have been some EPIC quotes lately here in the NOM-O-Sphere, and this is definitely one of them.

Please fluffy brain, try to remember this...
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:03 pm
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Saturday evening General Conference is canceled
Replies: 26
Views: 915

Re: Saturday evening General Conference is canceled

https://www.pinclipart.com/picdir/big/414-4149081_clipart-of-the-day-hip-hip-hooray-png.png For Fewer Boring Meetings! (Not that I have attended any such meeting in years, but I'm still happy for my friends/family/acquaintances who don't "have to" attend said boring meetings.) Other than that: I fe...
by wtfluff
Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:53 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Your brain on Mormonism
Replies: 10
Views: 545

Re: Your brain on Mormonism

Red Ryder wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:40 am
I blame Fluffy. If he wasn’t so wise and entertaining to read, I’d probably have new hobbies and interests by now. :lol:
Wow. :oops:

Sorry RR.

But... Thanks to all NOMies for being there in the NOM-O-Sphere to "listen" to my sarcastic whining.
by wtfluff
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:53 am
Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
Topic: Your brain on Mormonism
Replies: 10
Views: 545

Re: Your brain on Mormonism

Anyone else ever feel sometimes like they wasted a lot of time and energy learning the details and history of a fake religion? I STILL waste a lot of time and energy on MORmONism. :x I justify the waste a couple of ways: As blazerb mentioned: The vast majority of my family are still entrenched. I s...
by wtfluff
Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:46 pm
Forum: Support
Topic: One Month Down. 59 To Go.
Replies: 20
Views: 878

Re: One Month Down. 59 To Go.

Red Ryder wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 4:35 pm
... and know with a perfect knowledge who actually LIKES Sister Smith’s meatloaf! :lol:
NOW I'm going to have to update my fake apostate calling to: Ward Funeral-Potatoe and Meatloaf Specialist™.

Many thanks to RR and Enough for inspiration on how to answer "What's you calling?" questions.